Six Words or Less

So I just read this: https://www.musicradar.com/how-to/how-to-be-more-concise-when-describing-your-music

Lucky me, I needed a midnight activity to go with these noodles.

What I’ve got so far:

pretty, penetrating existential loner pop
downtempo solipsistic boondocks glam
gently confrontational rural cabaret
soothingly brutal bystander balladry